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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:49

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.